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Wednesday, 08 September 2010
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Otter

SUN INDEPENT (Sunday Despatches) column. WEEK ENDING AUGUST 27

Woke up one morning recently, clear-eyed and clear-headed. This unfamiliar condition made it impossible for me to face the world, or even get back to sleep.

"It's time to take stock of life," I told myself.

But Myself, who wasn't listening, said:

"It's time to get away from it all. Back to basics. To be at peace with Nature, and receptive to deep thoughts and great ideas. Let's get the hell out of here."

I liked what Myself said, even if I say so myself. I visualised Myself sitting in solitude beside some silent pond in the woods, pumping out philosophy like Thoreau and Billy-o.

 

But life isn't that simple. Having arrived on a remote shore, I looked up at the Tsitsikama Forest clinging in the mist to the cliffs above, and asked: "Must we really go up there?"

"Yes", chorussed my merciless offspring, slipping another rock into my backpack. It was already so heavy that when I looked upwards I fell over backwards. This became a matter of concern, if not to others, to Myself, for on the Otter Trail one spends half the time staring in horror at the horizon - which is straight above one's head.

Nevertheless the exertion in the clammy confines of the forest certainly takes one's self out of one's self, as I myself soon discovered. The thought process becomes as sharp as the rocks one staggers over. The thoughts themselves grow as strong, precise and regular as the tree-trunks on which one pulls oneself up the ravines.

And do you know what those thoughts are? Those great thoughts nurtured in solitude in the depths of the Tsitsikama Forest? If I may speak for Myself, the first thought is about the next step up. The second thought is about the next step up. Then the next step up. And the next, and. . .

"It's rather like politics in the New South Africa," I said to myself. But Myself wasn't listening again. He was thinking about the next step down. And the next. And the next.

We had one great thought in common: - the next thousand steps down are, strangely, more painful than the next thousand steps up. Now there is a thought of much gravity!

Though scrambling over the Otter Trail does produce deep thought - especially as one reaches the bottom of a seemingly bottomless ravine - the forest trail is not conducive to great ideas.

So, as soon as it was over, I myself flew directly to the peace and wild inspiration of the Kruger National Park.

In the Game Reserve one is, at last, blissfully cut off from physical exertion and the hurly-burly of civilisation - apart from an occasional Mozambican migrant or a gun-runner flitting between the impala and lion.

One stares at sunsets and gazes idly at the flames which scorch what was meant to be dinner. One watches, passively, the immutable laws of life at play. One's mind opens to the great ideas of the universe.

Or so it should be. Speaking for Myself, I could not concentrate for a single minute on the greater issues and conundrums of our time. These damn leopards kept running across the tarmac in front of our car. They did it wherever we went, at disturbingly unpredictable intervals. Each would appear, seemingly from nowhere, interrupting our thoughts and our progress. Then - before I could say to Myself, "There's another damn leopard", or "Out damned spot," - it would vanish into the undergrowth.

A check with my passengers confirmed these were not merely spots before the eyes. So I complained to a warden that leopard-spotting (hah!) was becoming as prevalent as zebra-crossings. So much so, that one could no longer think properly in the Park.

Ironically, it was only when I got back to Gauteng and civilisation (not necessarily the same thing) that I was able to identify at least one of the great ideas - one of the great issues - facing the New South Africa.

I found it on the front page of last week's Sunday Independent.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu doesn't like Nelson Mandela's taste in casual shirts - and he's told him so, the Anglican diocesan council of Cape Town was informed.

"It's good that this matter has at last been courageously aired," I said to Myself - who pointed to two other items in last week's paper. If you are in search of peace then look no further than your clothes, advised the headline on Dali Tambo's column. And Robert Kirby fearlessly took on half the nation on the issue of pornographic pictures of people - or parts of people - wearing no clothes.

Clothes - their political correctness, their presence and absence, cross-dressing, and the role of fashion in stabilising the New South Africa - is so grave and gigantic an issue that I must deal with it in future columns. But only if I can get away for several weeks in order to pluck up the nerve and to ponder the subject in solitude with myself.

 
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